Funny story about Biff

The recent continuous problems with a certain piece of equipment has reminded me of something that happened with my friend, who, in order to protect his innocence, I will call Biff.

Biff is a young, good-looking guy. He worked at a rather large local company in the IT department. Every day he was called to fix a fax machine on the 4th floor. So, every day, Biff went up to the 4th floor and fixed the fax machine.

Now, this particular fax machine sits on a stand. In order to reach the fax machine, Biff would have to lean over, as if he were leaning over a railing.

One day a woman walked over and said "Hey! You want to here something funny? See that girl in that cubicle over there? She's been breaking the fax machine because she thinks your cute and she like to look at your ____"

After that, Biff went up to fix the fax machine every morning before people showed up for work.